Introduction to Miss Musey-Pants

Miss Snarky, Cranky Musey-Pants and her familiar, Arty

Dear Creative Rebels,

You didn’t think you were going to wander through the wilds of creative rebellion all alone, did you? Oh honey, no.
We'd like you to meet someone. She’s brilliant. She’s blunt. She has a clipboard full of your half-finished ideas and a lot of opinions.

World, say hello to Miss Musey-Pants.

She’s not your average muse. She doesn’t wear gauzy scarves and hum inspiring lullabies while you sit in a sunbeam waiting for magic.
She shows up with sarcasm, snacks, and a glitter pen that writes in all-caps when you're avoiding your work.

And she absolutely keeps receipts.

Miss Musey-Pants is here to be your creative witness, your mischievous whisper, your inner hype-goblin with boundary issues and exquisite taste.
But don’t get too cozy—she’s also known to go radio silent when you ghost your own ideas.

She’s equal parts cosmic magic and cranky coach.
She’s deeply over your self-doubt but completely into your potential.
She doesn’t want you to be perfect. She wants you to show up.

Expect unsolicited advice. Expect uncomfortable truths. Expect side-eye if you ask, “Is this stupid?”

Oh, and definitely expect her to steal the mic for a Museday Rant when the world (or your inner critic) is out of line.

Coming Soon to a Tuesday Near You:
Miss Musey-Pants answers your creative questions, delivers unsolicited hot takes, and reminds you that making stuff matters, even when (especially when) the world feels like it’s on fire.

Got a question for the Muse? A creative tantrum to confess? A pile of half-finished somethings whispering shame from the corner?

She’s listening.
And judging you. Lovingly.